Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Mexican Bandit

For those of us about to die, we salute you. I die a free man!


Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
[Phil snickers]
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!

Odin: Thor, Odin's Son, through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and devastation of war...
Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy.
Thor: And you are an old man, and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool to think you were ready.

The sun goes up and then it comes down, but everytime that happens what do you get? You get a new day.


I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini.


Penny Pingleton, you know you are punished. From now on your wearing a giant P on your blouse EVERY DAY to school so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently, positively, punished.


Ooh, a Mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that!

Bowler Hat Guy

Principal Evans: Mr. and Mrs. Abagnale, this is not a question of your son's attendance. I regret to inform you that, for the past week, Frank has been teaching Mrs. Glasser's French class.
Paula Abagnale: He what?
Principal Evans: Your son has been pretending to be a substitute teacher, lecturing the students, uh, giving out homework, uh. Mrs. Glasser has been ill, there was some confusion with the real sub. Your son held a teacher-parent conference yesterday and was planning a class field trip to a French bread factory in Trenton.

Harry: "Come seek us where our voices sound/we cannot sing above the ground...?
Hermione: The Black Lake, that's obvious.
Harry: "An hour long you'll have to look...?
Hermione: Again, obvious. Though admittedly potentially problematic...
Harry: "Potentially problematic"? When was the last time that you had to hold your breath underwater for an hour, Hermione?

Kristoff: You almost set me on fire!
Anna: But I didn't.

Elle: You're beaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

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