Will Hayes: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.
Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for 'slut'?
Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet.

Danny Archer: So you're a fisherman, ha? What do you catch mostly?
Solomon Vandy: Fish.

Wayne Campbell: Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware.
[pauses]
Wayne Campbell: Hi. I'm in Delaware.

Fenster: You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. *I'm* not a criminal.
Hockney: You *are* a criminal.
Fenster: Now why'd you got to go and do that? (I'm) trying to make a point.

Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland's daughters and sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free.

William Wallace

Sergeant Calhoun: It's make your mama's proud time!
Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mama!

And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!

Roman Nagel

You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.

Darald

Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Dante Hicks

Captain's Log, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man... where no *one* has gone before.

Captain James T. Kirk

Shall we stop this bleeding?

Abraham Lincoln

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