Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?

Dr. Evil

Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

Anna: Are you all right?
Kristoff: Yeah. I have a thick skull.
Olaf: I don't have a skull. Or bones.

I'm not talkin' 'bout pleasure boatin' or day sailin'. I'm talkin' 'bout workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' 'bout sharkin'!


I call that my kung pow chicken.


I'm a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.


You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone's heart.



Fu Manchu

A new species is being born. Help me guide it, shape it, lead it."

Professor Charles Xavier

Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?

Me? I've been a thief since I had baby teeth.

Charlie Croker

[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.


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