Priest Vito Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg.
Zorg: I know.
The one ring to rule them all.Galadriel
Ben: Look who made the trip with me.
Andie: It's our love fern! Oh, Bennie-boo-boo, boo-boo.
This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded.Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Harold: Officer, I'm glad you're here. You ever heard of that show, Doogie Houser, MD?
Officer Palumbo: Yeah, what great show. Doogie.
Harold: Neil Patrick Harris just stole my car.
Officer Palumbo: Hey! NPH wouldn't do that, 'ight!
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza.
Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His farger? What's a farger?
Goldmember: His fahza. You know, the fahza.
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy?
Goldmember: Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza.
Dr. Evil: Oh, his dad. His FA-THER.
Obi-Wan: [switches off hologram] I can't watch any more.
Yoda: Destroy the Sith we must.
Ship's Computer: You will survive.
Captain: I don't want to survive, I want to live!
I don't doubt myself because of you. I feel like the best version of myself when I'm with you, and that makes me doubt everything else.Father Brian Finn
Bob: Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first-timer.
Marlin: Well, you can't hold on to them forever, can you?
Bill: You know I had a tough time when my oldest went out to the drop off.
Tom Cassidy: What's your name again?
Christine 'Chrissie' Watkins: Chrissie.
Tom Cassidy: Where are we going?
Christine 'Chrissie' Watkins: Swimming
Jane Smith: Wait, why do I get the girl gun?
John Smith: Are you kidding me?