NACHO... cheese Doritos are delicious!

Nacho Libre

I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!

Thurgood Jenkins

Oh, my God... You made the tower of Twinkie...

Ronnie

Surfing Instructor: There's only one cure for pain like that.
Peter Bretter: What?
Surfing Instructor: Weed. Ya got any?
Peter Bretter: No.
Surfing Instructor: Well then let's just go surfing!

Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [speaking to Blonsky in his hospital bed] How are you feeling?
Emil Blonsky: Pissed off, and ready for round three.

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

Quint

Alan Garner: Hey Phil, look!
[laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating]
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself together, bro!
Alan Garner: Not at the table, Carlos!

Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favor.
Narrator: Yeah, sure...
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Jane Smith: Any last words?
John Smith: The new curtains are hideous.

This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!

Sarah

Those men and that muff-diver believe in you.

Patches O'Houlihan

Allie: Did you write that?
Duke: No, that was Walt Whitman.
Allie: I think I knew him...
Duke: I think you did too.

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