NACHO... cheese Doritos are delicious!Nacho Libre
I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!Thurgood Jenkins
Oh, my God... You made the tower of Twinkie...Ronnie
Surfing Instructor: There's only one cure for pain like that.
Peter Bretter: What?
Surfing Instructor: Weed. Ya got any?
Peter Bretter: No.
Surfing Instructor: Well then let's just go surfing!
Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [speaking to Blonsky in his hospital bed] How are you feeling?
Emil Blonsky: Pissed off, and ready for round three.
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.Quint
Alan Garner: Hey Phil, look!
[laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating]
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself together, bro!
Alan Garner: Not at the table, Carlos!
Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favor.
Narrator: Yeah, sure...
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Jane Smith: Any last words?
John Smith: The new curtains are hideous.
This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!Sarah
Those men and that muff-diver believe in you.Patches O'Houlihan
Allie: Did you write that?
Duke: No, that was Walt Whitman.
Allie: I think I knew him...
Duke: I think you did too.