Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.


Barry the Baptist: Hello son, would you like a lolly?
Little Chris: Piss off, you nonce!

He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

Inigo Montoya

Vivienne: He's weak.
Hobson: He's stronger than you think.

Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later


Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!


Bruce Wayne: How will it hold up against dogs?
Lucius Fox: We talking Rottweilers or Chihuahuas? Should do fine against cats.

Duke: How's it hangin' Harry?
Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.
Duke: Well, you can't have everything.

I believe in Holden Caulfield. And in the book, and what he was saying, what he was saying to a lost generation of phony people.

Mark David Chapman

Young William: I can fight.
Malcolm Wallace: I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men.

William H. Bonney: "Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass."

I despise the goddamn Japs!

Pai Mei

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