I knew you'd piss on it. Go on, just piss on it alright. A raise says like you're good, you know? You know how many times someone told me I was good in my life? Two! Twice! Two fuckin' times! This raise today, and dancing at the disco!

Tony Manero

Charlie: Hey Bart, is it me or is the world rising?
Bart: I don't know, but whatever it is, I hate it.

Steve's got the eye of the Jew.

Todd Wolfhouse

When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green.

Dom Pagnotti

From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.

Narrator

Out there is a new world! Out there... is our destiny!

Clu

Captain Ramius: It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent drive.

Alright! You, sir?/How about a shave?/Come and visit/Your good friend Sweeney!/You sir! Too, sir/Welcome to the grave./I will have vengenance./I will have salvation... /Who, sir? You sir!/No one's in the chair come on, come on/Sweeney's waiting/I want you bleeders./ You sir? Anybody?/Gentlemen, now don't be shy/Not one man/No, nor ten men/Nor a hundred can assuage me.

Sweeney Todd

They are my past. Everyone is haunted by their past.

Nash

Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth?
[Takes a whiff]
Gru: You did *not*!

Ok, I'm drawing a line in the (expletive) sand. Do not read the Latin!

Marty

Nothing compared to what could've happened. I promise never to put you through anything like this ever again. This is the last time you'll ever see me.

Edward Cullen

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