That was the second most disgusting fluid I've ever had in my eye.

Gordon

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Dante Hicks

I'm going to murder-ball you!

Jonah

Filmmaker: Do you have any other talents?
Cody Maverick: Heh, you mean like, singin' and dancin'? Naw, man, I just surf.

That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.

Jay

[to Jake] Cerrano's looking for some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game!

Willie Mays Hayes

Heywood: You really knocked the crap out of that one.
Willie Mays Hayes: Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. [shows Heywood his black gloves] I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.
Heywood: My ass.

Senator Charles F. Meachum: You got any plans after this? You have a rather unique skill set. I'd be interested in offering you a job.
Bob Lee Swagger: Work? For you?
Senator Charles F. Meachum: It's not really as bad as it seems. It's all gonna be done in any case. You might as well be on the side that gets you well paid for your efforts.
Nick Memphis: And what side are you on?
Senator Charles F. Meachum: There are no sides. There's no Sunnis and Shiites. There's no Democrats and Republicans. There's only HAVES and HAVE-NOTS.

Marlin: Where's my son? Where's Nemo?
Bloat: [frantically] Dentist! Dentist!
Marlin: What's a dentist? What is that?

Anna: Olaf, did Elsa make you?
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Anna: Do you know where she is?
Kristoff: [examining Olaf's arm] Fascinating.
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Anna: Do you think you can show us the way?
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Kristoff: [still examining Olaf's arm] How does this work? Ow!
Olaf: [talking to Kristoff while putting his arm back on]
Anna: Stop it Sven, I'm trying to focus.
Olaf: Yeah, why?
Kristoff: I'll tell you why, we need Elsa to bring back summer.
Olaf: Summer?
Anna: M-hm.
Olaf: Oh, I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot...
Kristoff: Really? I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat.
Olaf: Nope!

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Nigel Powers: [rubs throat] Ow...
Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck?
Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.
Austin Powers: I thank you!

You think you know the story of Dracula. You have no idea. But I'm going to show you. Drink Dracula.

Master Vampire

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