Marissa: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank: My birthday? What do you mean?
Marissa: Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank: Damn it. I'm such an idiot.
There's no "immunity" to bullets!Jeff Spoder
I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white.Winston Zeddemore
Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building.
Siegfried: No there's not.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes?
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun.
Get off my lawn!Walt Kowalski
[to Obi-Wan] You fool. I have been trained in your Jedi arts... by Count Dooku.General Grievous
Carla Jean Moss: You don't have to do this.
Anton Chigurh: [smiles] Everybody says that.
John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!David Marshall
Ron: [about Hermione] Why do you think she won't tell us who she's going to the ball with?
Harry: 'Cause she knows we'd take the mickey out of her if she did.
[quoting Benjamin Franklin] Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.Tom Dobbs
[after his wound is cleaned] That'll wake you up in the mornin'.Campbell
Sorry new girl, but nobody hit your buzzer...Courtney