Marissa: Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Frank: My birthday? What do you mean?
Marissa: Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?
Frank: Damn it. I'm such an idiot.

There's no "immunity" to bullets!

Jeff Spoder

I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white.

Winston Zeddemore

Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building.
Siegfried: No there's not.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes?
Siegfried: No.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun.

Get off my lawn!

Walt Kowalski

[to Obi-Wan] You fool. I have been trained in your Jedi arts... by Count Dooku.

General Grievous

Carla Jean Moss: You don't have to do this.
Anton Chigurh: [smiles] Everybody says that.

John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!

David Marshall

Ron: [about Hermione] Why do you think she won't tell us who she's going to the ball with?
Harry: 'Cause she knows we'd take the mickey out of her if she did.

[quoting Benjamin Franklin] Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

Tom Dobbs

[after his wound is cleaned] That'll wake you up in the mornin'.

Campbell

Sorry new girl, but nobody hit your buzzer...

Courtney

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