Basketball is like poetry in motion, cross the guy to the left, take him back to the right, he's fallin' back, then just J right in his face. Then you look at him and say, "What?"Jesus Shuttlesworth
Phil McCullough: Sir, we have to act strong.
President Ashton: No, we have to BE strong.
Ms. Perky: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat Stratford: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
There's not a lot that I am good at. But I'm good at getting guys to want me. Not date me, or marry me, but want me.Rose Lorkowski
[yelling] I give room 1408 at the Dolphin Hotel TEN SKULLS!Mike Enslin
Minion: [at a monitor] Death ray readying!
[a solar-powered laser starts to activate]
Megamind: Let's see if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!
Megamind: [to Minion] Fire!
Minion: [at monitor] Still warming up, sir.
Megamind: Warming up? The sun is WARMING UP?
RamÃ³n: You just got to do exactly what I say!
RamÃ³n: Did I say "okay"?
RamÃ³n: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
RamÃ³n: EXACTLY what I say!
It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!Barf
Sundance Kid: Well, I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman.
Butch Cassidy: Good hunting.
Sundance Kid: Shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky. As long as she's smart, pretty, and sweet, and gentle, and tender, and refined, and lovely, and carefree...
This fucking lie... it's so fucking hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's long, it's long, God damn it!Earl Partridge
Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.
It's like the Titanic but with bears!Jackie Moon