I'm gettin' too fat for this s***.


It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst feeling I ever had.


Those crazy little fuckers man, they sure know their numbers.


[talking with Sollozzo in the restaurant] I frisked him, he's clean... I frisked a thousand young punks.

Capt. McCluskey

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's REALLY hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, a bad man.


Is it that hard to make us look cool?

Jeff Bebe

[after shooting Calvin] Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Dr. King Schultz

Diego: Who just saw some titties?
[Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively]
Diego: Ok. Now everybody calm the fuck down!

Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?

Lone Starr

I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I’m wrong.

Brick Tamland

If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.


Luke: [to R2-D2] I can't do it, R2. I can't go on alone.
Obi-Wan: [from out of sight] Yoda will always be with you.
Luke: Obi-Wan.

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