Officer Hanson: Something else funny?
Peter: [laughing] People, man... people

Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.

Thulsa Doom

Now take a step back...*and fuck your own face!*

Les Grossman

Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

The Mayor of Who-ville

Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.

Shelley Darlingson

That's a very nice rendering, Dave. I think you've improved a great deal. Can you hold it a bit closer? That's Dr. Hunter, isn't it?

HAL

Dory: How about we play a game?
Marlin: All right.
Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
Marlin: It's me.
Dory: Right!

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's REALLY hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, a bad man.

Trent

When a man is a widower why do we say he was widowed? Why don't we say he was widowered?

Annie Reed

Maxwell Smart: There are 150 special forces snipers surrounding this building.
Siegfried: No there's not.
Maxwell Smart: Would you believe 2 dozen Delta Force commandoes?
Siegfried: No.
Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun.

Penny Pingleton, you know you are punished. From now on your wearing a giant P on your blouse EVERY DAY to school so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently, positively, punished.

Prudence

Day one, greenie, rise and shine

Gally

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