What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.Billy
Elsa: What's this?
Indiana Jones: Ark of the Covenant.
Elsa: Are you sure?
Indiana Jones: Pretty sure.
Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!Mugatu
Doc Holliday: Why Johnny Tyler! You madcap!
Johnny Tyler: Doc?
Doc Holliday: Where you goin' with that shotgun?
Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.Hamm
Annie Wilkes: What's the ceiling that Dago painted?
Paul Sheldon: The Sistine Chapel?
Jack, I swear...Ennis Del Mar
Sam Baldwin: What is "tiramisu"?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam Baldwin: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam Baldwin: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!
Now I've asked you 40 different ways and it's time you come up with a fresh answer.Johnny Cash
How do you defend yourself against a man with a dildo?BrÃ¼no
Cecile Caldwell: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.
You just couldn't let me go, could you?The Joker