Prince Henry suffers from an arranged marriage, signore, among other things...

Captain Laurent

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now.


That's a very nice rendering, Dave. I think you've improved a great deal. Can you hold it a bit closer? That's Dr. Hunter, isn't it?


Oh, my God. It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow.

Colonel Sandurz

From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you laid.


Classified: You were supposed to handcuff them.
Short Fuse: But, they don't have hands. They just have flippers, and I have flippers! So it's flipping useless!

Vanessa Wetherhold: You should really make your bed. It sets the tone for the day.
Chuck Wetherhold: But, how do you know what tone I was trying to set?

Ben Wade: Women will do things you'd never imagine.
Doc Potter: They'll give you a disease you'd never imagine.

Foster: Meow. (5) What is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice? You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Larry Johnson: Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off ticket and hands it to man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow! (10)

Kingpin: I don't understand.
Daredevil: I'm not the bad guy.

I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.


David Mills: He's fuckin' with us!
[Mills bends over a desk]
David Mills: See this? This is us!

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