Where's the fucking money Lebowski?

The Dude

Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Jane: Would you like a nightcap?
Frank: No thank you, I don't wear them.

Texas Jack: You ever seen somethin' like that before?
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Hell, I never even heard of something like that.

You will travel far, my little Kal-El, but we will never leave you-even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son.

Jor-El

Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean spirit!
Demon: Shove it up your ass, you (expletive)!
Father Merrin: In the Name of our Lord Jesus Christ! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell!
Demon: (Expletive) him!
Father Merrin: Be gone...
Demon: (Expletive) him, Karras! (Expletive) him!
Father Merrin: ...from this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!

Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?

Hannah Lewis

Ben Wade: Women will do things you'd never imagine.
Doc Potter: They'll give you a disease you'd never imagine.

[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!

Roy O'Bannon

Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.

If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

Narrator

Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?

Officer Smy

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