I don't dodge guilt... and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance.


It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business.


Anakin Skywalker: [uses Force grip on Padme]
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Let her go, Anakin!
Padmé: [suffocating] Anakin...
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Let. Her. Go.
Anakin Skywalker: [releases Padme, she falls unconscious] You turned her against me!

Let's get pissed and watch porn

Billy Mack

Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

Russel Casse

Narrator: This is crazy...
Tyler Durden: People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.

Street Vendor: Water?
Marcus Brody: No thank you, fish make love in it.

Ben Stone: You were shovelling snow.
Meredith Morton: I... What?
Ben Stone: You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.

Your team is like a heated mess so what once was a little messy is now ever messier.


Rabbit: A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee.
All: Hail to thee!
Rabbit: Hail to thee!

[whispering in Joe's ear] As long as the lady is paying for it, why not take the Vicuna?


Linus Caldwell: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...
Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.
Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you...
Rusty Ryan: Yes.
Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...
Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.

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