So you lie to yourself to be happy. There's nothing wrong with that. We all do it.Teddy
I don't suppose it would do me much good to cry for help, huh?Ward Abbott
Caterer: I'm not paying you to do... whatever it is you're doing out here.
Ricky Fitts: Fine. So don't pay me.
Caterer: Excuse me?
Ricky Fitts: I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone.
Lester Burnham: I think you just became my personal hero!
Prince Henry suffers from an arranged marriage, signore, among other things...Captain Laurent
Your mom kinda freaked me out.Russell Hammond
I'm sweatin' like a Tijuana whore!Johnny O
David: Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around.
SofÃa: I'll find you again.
David: I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.
Han Sing: I can't hit a girl.
Trish: Look, I don't know how it is in China, but in America, if a girl is kicking your ass, you do not have to be a gentleman.
Carol Connelly: Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?
Melvin Udall: Yes I do, as a matter of fact. And to prove it, I have not gotten personal, and you have.
Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.
She's fabulous, but she's evil.Damian
Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
[they kiss, and lightening strikes]