Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?
Tipper: You know why!
If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.Narrator
The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.
General: You ever... just know something, Dr. Nash?
[to Nick Fury] I don't want to get off on the wrong foot here, do I look at you or the eye patch?Tony Stark
[Speaks into the earpiece] This is the world's most precious resource, we need to control as much of it as we can.Dominic Greene
It's all just... cornflakes.Morty
Damn girl, you just went from BeyoncÃ© to Bigfoot in less than 6 hours.Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso
Randal Graves: 17-year-olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.
Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth, Randal.
Randal Graves: It's never my idea!
We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.Gigi
If I can't have you, I'll destroy you and your family!Angelique Bouchard
Christopher Pike: This is Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?
Nero: Hi, Christopher. I'm Nero.