Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?
Tipper: You know why!

If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

Narrator

The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

General: You ever... just know something, Dr. Nash?
Nash: Constantly.

[to Nick Fury] I don't want to get off on the wrong foot here, do I look at you or the eye patch?

Tony Stark

[Speaks into the earpiece] This is the world's most precious resource, we need to control as much of it as we can.

Dominic Greene

It's all just... cornflakes.

Morty

Damn girl, you just went from Beyoncé to Bigfoot in less than 6 hours.

Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso

Randal Graves: 17-year-olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.
Dante Hicks: You never go ass to mouth, Randal.
Randal Graves: It's never my idea!

We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.

Gigi

If I can't have you, I'll destroy you and your family!

Angelique Bouchard

Christopher Pike: This is Captain Christopher Pike. To whom am I speaking?
Nero: Hi, Christopher. I'm Nero.

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