Girl In Restaurant: So what, are you all like alternative now?
Bliss Cavendar: Alternative to what?
Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy?Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Take off your socks and put on your crocs, We're getting wet.Tony Stark
Johnny Cash: Tell me you don't love me.
June Carter: I don't love you.
Johnny Cash: You're a liar.
June Carter: I guess you ain't go no problems then.
Ned Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful...
Ned Flanders: [screams]
Ned Flanders: PENIS!
Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders: [devoutly] ... bountiful penis.
Todd Flanders: Amen.
The average person touches their face three to five times every waking minute. In between that we're touching door knobs, water fountains, and each other.Dr. Erin Mears
Captain: They look thirsty!
King Leonidas: Well, let's give them something to drink! To the cliffs!
Time's a-wasting. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...Tobin Frost
Peter Gibbons: Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.
Joanna: From the crippled children?
Peter Gibbons: No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody. We're basically doing the same thing only we take it from a much bigger tray and we do it a couple of million times.
[voiceover] Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.Peter Parker
We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore.Brynn
Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in?
Rick Vaughn: California Penal...
Willie Mays Hayes: Never heard of it. How'd you end up playing there?
Rick Vaughn: Stole a car.