Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power.

Verbal

Jack: That's two thousand dollars, minus my commission.
Forrest: Look at you, swanning around like you're Al Capone.

Do you want to go get some food?

Po

Who's the fellow owns this shithole?

Will Munny

You'll be sorry! You'll all be sorry, you rats!

Photographer

Boy at Health Clinic: Wait, so you're a virgin? I'd tap that.
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?

I love being an American.

General Aladeen

[yelling] I give room 1408 at the Dolphin Hotel TEN SKULLS!

Mike Enslin

His crime wasn't taking time. He was giving it away.

Raymond Leon

Dan Paine: Who sent you?
Barney Ross: [to the bald Dan Paine] Your hairdresser!

We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.

Gigi

Sam Baldwin: Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?
Jonah Baldwin: You wouldn't let me!
Sam Baldwin: Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me. It scared the shit out of every man in America.

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