You wanna fuck on me?

Mr. Chow

You will travel far, my little Kal-El, but we will never leave you-even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son.

Jor-El

You'll have to do better than that, my darling.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Dr. Watson: [as he watches Sherlock drinking Formaldehyde] You're drinking embalming fluid?
Sherlock Holmes: [exhales] Yes. Care for a drop?
Dr. John Watson: You do seem...
Sherlock Holmes: Excited?
Dr. John Watson: Manic.
Sherlock Holmes: I am.
Dr. John Watson: Verging on...
Sherlock Holmes: Ecstatic?
Dr. John Watson: Psychotic. [Pauses] I should've brought you a sedative.

You're gonna kill me woman! I need sleep, I need food, to regain my strength!

Young Noah

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Brody

Vinny Gambini: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning?
Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual.
Vinny Gambini: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning.
Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Hannibal Lecter

A is for Axiom, your home sweet home. B is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.

Teacher Robot

A ruby? What am I? A Kardashian?

Megan Fox

A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Aca-Wiedersehen bitches!

Beca

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