I support the missionary's position.

Jack Sparrow

[after finding her lost shoes] I think I'll go have some pudding.

Luna Lovegood

Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Legolas: ...and you have my bow...
Gimli: ...and my axe.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.

If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish.


I'm a Bondurant. We don't lay down for nobody.


Prostitute: I'm clean, no HIV.
Danny Archer: Yeah, I've heard that before.

Calvin Candie: I'm curious, what makes you such a mandingo expert?
Django: I'm curious what makes you so curious.

I'm not the hero. I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt; that's who I am.


The Emperor: [to the Senate] In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years.
Padmé: [to Bail Organa] So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.

[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!

Roy O'Bannon

Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.


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