Narrator: Clean food, please.
Waiter: In that case, sir, may I advise against the lady eating clam chowder?
Narrator: No clam chowder, thank you.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again.
Ed Hocken: Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it...
Zoey: Could you please take your hands off my breasts?
General Aladeen: Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.
Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?
Day one, greenie, rise and shineGally
Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
Jake: Disco pants and haircuts...
Elwood: Yeah, lots of space in this mall.
Marie: Do you have ID?
Jason Bourne: Not really.
Howard Hughes: Do you know those men? Do they work for me?
Noah Dietrich: Everybody works for you, Howard.
Will: Do you like apples?
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?
George McFly: Do you really think I oughta swear?
Marty McFly: Yes, definitely. Goddamn it George, swear.
Doc, none of us could remember anything from last night. Remember?Alan Garner