Curiosity is not a sin, Harry. However, from time to time, you should exercise caution.

Dumbledore

Jake: Disco pants and haircuts...
Elwood: Yeah, lots of space in this mall.

Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!

Judith

Fuck you and the horse you came in on.

Christine Collins

Gandalf: Gandalf? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Gandalf the Gray. That was my name.
Gimli: Gandalf...
Gandalf: *I* am Gandalf the White. And I come back to you now - at the turn of the tide.

Go, trig boy! It's your birthday!

Garage Band Member

Phil Wenneck: God damn it!
Alan Garner: Gosh darn it!
Phil Wenneck: Shit!
Alan Garner: Shoot!

He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms.

Kimmy Wallace

Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo; so long ago when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no war.

Padmé

Jay: I am gonna hang your old ass by your turban.
Mooj: Oh, turban now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say 'Hey Jay, you want a slippy? You wanna slippy?' Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn, Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?

I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan!

Annie Wilkes

I can always guess how many jelly beans are in a jelly bean jar, even if I’m wrong.

Brick Tamland

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