This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.

Chon Wang

Sam: What you got?
Andrew Largeman: I got a little buzz going
[pauses]
Andrew Largeman: and I like you.
[Sam, embarassed, giggles]
Andrew Largeman: So there's that. I guess I have that.
Sam: I can tap-dance. You wanna see me tap-dance?
Andrew Largeman: I would love to see you tap-dance.

What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Billy

Where's the fucking money Lebowski?

The Dude

Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
Morpheus: You've never used them before.

Mason: [after being punched in the nuts] Why?
Tipper: You know why!

Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.

Sally Albright

Walter Sobchak: Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a fucking park ranger?
Walter Sobchak: No, I'm...
The Dude: Who gives a shit about the marmot!

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.

Metatron

Anakin Skywalker: Are you all right? You're trembling. What's going on?
Padmé: Something wonderful has happened. Ani, I'm pregnant.

[whispering in Joe's ear] As long as the lady is paying for it, why not take the Vicuna?

Salesman

Gunnar Jensen:
[about to fight Bao Thao]
Gunnar Jensen: Bring it, "happy feet"!

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