These are mad times we live in! Mad!

Horace Slughorn

Tim: By the way, it says 'balls' on your face.
Andrew Largeman: [to Mark] Asshole!
Mark: What? My mum did it.

Jack Sparrow: You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.

Do you know what it is to be a lover? Half of a whole?

Mal

I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.

Narrator

I miss you more than I can bear, but we had our time together. I have to let you go.

Cobb

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Don Corleone

She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Andy Stitzer

Theoden: I will not risk open war.
Aragorn: Open war is upon you whether you would risk it or not.

Marla Singer: A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Narrator: What?

[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

Borat

I will look through your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

Borat

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