Tim: By the way, it says 'balls' on your face.
Andrew Largeman: [to Mark] Asshole!
Mark: What? My mum did it.

I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more.

Narrator

I miss you more than I can bear, but we had our time together. I have to let you go.

Cobb

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Don Corleone

She had hands as big as Andre the Giant's, and she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.

Andy Stitzer

Marla Singer: A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Narrator: What?

[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.

Borat

I will look through your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?

Borat

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Jack Sparrow

Ellerby: Go fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.

Facebook Lawyer: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: [stares out the window] No.
Facebook Lawyer: Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg: [looks at the lawyer] What?
Facebook Lawyer: Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to purjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Facebook Lawyer: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
[pauses]
Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

Borat

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