I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Tony Montana

I shall count the sheep among my favored sheep and shall you the protection of all the angels in heaven.

Il Duce

The Priest: Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason?
[of Rocco, who's holding him at gunpoint]
Paul Smecker: No, they would never do that.
Paul Smecker: Well, the two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy, he might, he's kind of an idiot.

Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: Are they not supposed to be let out when they're grounded?

Peter Parker: I don't need your help.
Mary Jane Watson: Everybody needs help. Even Spider-Man.

Ethan: What do you want?
Rachel: I want not to want him.

Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.

One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

Boromir

I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.

Evan

Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities

First I lost my monkey, and now my hat. Could this day get any worse?

Alan

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

Calo

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