I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.Borat
Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack has a cannon aimed at Beckett] You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: [grins] Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't, this'd probably never work.
John Beckwith: Seamus O'Toole.
Jeremy Grey: Bobby O'Shea.
John Beckwith: I'm ready to get drunk!
Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it. Okay, promise? Okay, now everybody take some rubbers.Coach Carr
Landon: Do you love me?
Landon: Will you do something for me, then?
Jamie: [smiles] Anything.
Landon: Will you marry me?
Fuck off, Death!Borat
What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.Aldous Snow
Isabella Swan, I promise to love you every moment of forever.Edward Cullen
Persian Emissary: This is madness!
Spartan King Leonidas: Madness? This is Sparta!
Jamie: Without suffering there would be no compassion.
Landon: Yeah, well tell that to those who suffer.
I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.General Aladeen
Borat: Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nusultan Tulyakbay?
Pentecostal church pastor: Yes, Jesus loves your neighbor.
Borat: [correcting him] Nobody like my neighbor Nusultan Tulyakbay.