Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!Peter Klaven
I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.Mary
When I was lying in the V.A. hospital with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I stared having these dreams of flying. I was free. But sooner or later, you always have to wake up.Jake Sully
You're gonna die, clown.Happy Gilmore
I love them redheads!Wooderson
Jack Sparrow: "The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow." It has such a lovely ring to it...
[Will stares at him]
Jack Sparrow: ...and it's not a bad look, really...
It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese.Sam 'Spike' Witwicky
Gigi: I would rather be like that, then be like you.
Alex: Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?
Gigi: I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You've think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don't fall in love that way either. You have not won. You're alone. I may do a lot of stupid shit but I'm still a lot closer to love than you are.
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.Ferris Bueller
The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming!Harvey Dent
Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? [Sees judge Smalls in the same hat] Oh, it looks good on you though.Al Czervik