My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

Borat

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

Ferris Bueller

Jack Sparrow: Er, Mr. Gibbs...
Gibbs: Aye.
Jack Sparrow: I feel sullied and unusual.

You're gonna die, clown.

Happy Gilmore

Gigi: I would rather be like that, then be like you.
Alex: Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?
Gigi: I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You've think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don't fall in love that way either. You have not won. You're alone. I may do a lot of stupid shit but I'm still a lot closer to love than you are.

It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese.

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky

Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!

Peter Klaven

Jack Sparrow: "The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow." It has such a lovely ring to it...
[Will stares at him]
Jack Sparrow: ...and it's not a bad look, really...

I love them redheads!

Wooderson

I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.

Mary

When I was lying in the V.A. hospital with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I stared having these dreams of flying. I was free. But sooner or later, you always have to wake up.

Jake Sully

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