Favorite Quotes
You know, gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay.
Ace
This hotel reminds me of a place you'd want to go to get a good ol' fashioned raping or a down-home murder!
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
Narrator
Darth Vader: Luke... help me take this mask off.
Luke: But you'll die.
Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Just for once... let me... look on you with my OWN eyes.
We're not leaving. We're the Marines. You are our mission.
Dave Karnes
If you can love your enemy, you already have victory.
Preacher Green
Frank Lucas: What is that you got on?
Huey Lucas: What? This?
Frank Lucas: Yeah, that.
Huey Lucas: This is a very, very, very nice suit.
Frank Lucas: That's a very, very, very nice suit, huh?
Huey Lucas: Yeah.
Frank Lucas: That's a clown suit. That's a costume, with a big sign on it that says "Arrest me." You understand? You're too loud, you're making too much noise. Listen to me, the loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
Walt Kowalski
Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.
There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power.
Gandalf
Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.
Coach Jeff
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
Kemo
