Trench: Give this job to my friend. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: Right.

Dalton Russell: Soon I'm gonna be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Keith Frazier: No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus... and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? It's not a piña colada!
Nancy Mann: Wanna take another picture? Cause I could bend over and pick up a pencil!

[being fired upon by a Predator drone]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: What the Hell was that?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: If you look out the right hand side of the aircraft you will notice that the right wing is on fire.

So long, gay boys!

Mr. Chow

What's in the box?

David Mills

They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

Rocco

It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.

Alan Garner

Elrond: You're outnumbered, Aragorn. You need more men.
Aragorn: There are none.
Elrond: There are those who dwell in the mountain.
Aragorn: Murderers. Traitors. You would call upon them to fight? They believe in nothing. They answer to no one.

Edward Cullen: Say it, say it out loud.
Isabella Swan: Vampire...

Miss boss! We gotta get those fat cheeky bulls into that big bloody metal ship!

Nullah

Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.

Billy Madison

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

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