Tyler Durden: Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!
Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
Narrator: Guess I fucked it up...
Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!
Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more. It's contrast.Virginia Woolf
Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day.Don Corleone
Dinner host: I called the police.
Borat: Why? Did the retard escape?
Leonidas: You, what is your profession?
Arcadian Soldier: I'm a potter, sir.
Leonidas: And you, Arcadian, what is your profession?
Arcadian Soldier: I'm a sculptor.
Leonidas: And you?
Arcadian Soldier: I'm a blacksmith.
Leonidas: [Turning towards the Spartans] Spartans! What is your profession?
Spartans: Harooh! Harooh! Harooh!
Leonidas: See old friend, I brought more soldiers than you did.
Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.Garth Algar
I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.Seth
There are no coincidences, Delia... only the illusion of coincidence.V
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.Cameron
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.
Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me... The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine.Alan Garner
[after finding out he is color blind and can't fly jets] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!Dwayne