And whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed, for in the image of God made He man.

Il Duce

Well, I made the duck blue because I'd never seen a blue duck before and I wanted to see one.

Billy Madison

They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

Rocco

It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.

Alan Garner

I am Jack's broken heart.

Narrator

Siegfried: How do I know you're not from CONTROL?
Maxwell Smart: If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead.
Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
[long pause]
Shtarker: That actually makes sense.

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

Miss boss! We gotta get those fat cheeky bulls into that big bloody metal ship!

Nullah

I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.

Red

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Eric: Talk to me man.
Landon: About what?
Eric: About you, about Jamie.
Landon: What's there to talk about? She's the best person I've ever known.

It's got, ah, Ted Danson and Magnum P.I. and that Jewish actor...

Alan Garner

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