Favorite Quotes
Aragorn: I swore to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself?
I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.
Ron Burgundy
Tyler Durden: Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!
Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
Narrator: Guess I fucked it up...
Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!
Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.
Maurice
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
Mel
Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Mox: What?
Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Mox: [laughing] It's nice.
Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It's nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don't know.
[looks up]
Charlie Tweeder: What?
D'Artangnan, motherfucker!
Django
There's only one thing I value and that's loyalty. And without it, you're nothing.
Paul Zara
No matter where you go... No matter what you do... I will hunt you down. I will hunt you down and when I find you, I'm gonna cut you open and eat your mother fucking heart!
Jake Mazursky
What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows.
Dumbledore
Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more. It's contrast.
Virginia Woolf
Lt. James Gordon: We'll have to hunt you.
Batman: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, you'll set the dogs on me. But that's what has to happen.
