Aragorn: I swore to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself?
I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.Ron Burgundy
Tyler Durden: Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!
Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
Narrator: Guess I fucked it up...
Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!
Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.Maurice
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.Mel
Charlie Tweeder: Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Charlie Tweeder: Listen. You give 'em Percocet, two Vicoden and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Mox: [laughing] It's nice.
Charlie Tweeder: [emphatically] It's nice.
Mox: Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder: [not paying attention] I don't know.
Charlie Tweeder: What?
There's only one thing I value and that's loyalty. And without it, you're nothing.Paul Zara
No matter where you go... No matter what you do... I will hunt you down. I will hunt you down and when I find you, I'm gonna cut you open and eat your mother fucking heart!Jake Mazursky
What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows.Dumbledore
Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more. It's contrast.Virginia Woolf
Lt. James Gordon: We'll have to hunt you.
Batman: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, you'll set the dogs on me. But that's what has to happen.