They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.Chazz
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.Narrator
One life ends; another beginsJake Sully
Jules: I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
Let me check out your chest... Let me check out your test.Ms. Griggs
Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!
Landon: I'm sorry she never got her miracle.
Reverend Sullivan: She did. It was you.
Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.
Jamie: You know what I figured out today?
Jamie: Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel.
Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!
Zack Brown: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack Brown: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.