They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.

Narrator

One life ends; another begins

Jake Sully

Jules: I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."

Let me check out your chest... Let me check out your test.

Ms. Griggs

Lloyd: Mock
Harry: Yeah!
Lloyd: Ing
Harry: Yeah!
Lloyd: Bird
Harry: Yeah!
Lloyd: Yeah!
Harry: Yeah!

Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!

Landon: I'm sorry she never got her miracle.
Reverend Sullivan: She did. It was you.

Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.

Jamie: You know what I figured out today?
Landon: What?
Jamie: Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel.

Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!

Zack Brown: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack Brown: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.

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