They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.Chazz
One life ends; another beginsJake Sully
Okay guys, one more thing, this summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes.Ms. Ginny Stroud
Jules: I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
Let me check out your chest... Let me check out your test.Ms. Griggs
Jimmy: Get out of my face!
Chazz: I'll get inside your face!
Landon: I'm sorry she never got her miracle.
Reverend Sullivan: She did. It was you.
Zack Brown: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack Brown: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.
Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!
Jamie: You know what I figured out today?
Jamie: Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel.
Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own.
Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots.
Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today.