Nicholas Angel: You're a doctor, deal with it!
Danny Butterman: Yeah, motherfucker!

Passenger: Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
Jack: You want to walk a little faster through that valley there?

That's right, keep steppin'. I'll hit an old man in public!

Alan Garner

Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.

Female Doctor

Manager: That's a dead dog.
Anton Chigurh: Yes it is.

[Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door]
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Not that I know of.
[She slams the door in his face. Venkman knocks again]
Dana Barrett: Are you the Keymaster?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes. Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.

I hear words like "beauty" and "handsomness" and "incredibly chiseled features" and for me that's like a vanity of self absorption that I try to steer clear of.


The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come.


Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.

Doc Holliday

Courage sometimes skips a generation. Thank you for bringing it back to our family.

Charlotte Phelan

Why... so... serious?

The Joker

Just a moment. I hear people wanting something... ME!


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