Darren MacElroy: I'm un-adopting you.
Jimmy: What?
Darren MacElroy: Well, legally I'm disowning you.

[discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.


Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.


The mother of all evil is speculation.

Gordon Gekko

Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away.

Dalton Russell

Young Noah: I'm Noah Calhoun.
Young Allie: So?
Young Noah: So it's really nice to meet you.
Edmond: Allie, who is this guy?
Young Allie: I don't know, Noah Calhoun.

Rachel Dawes: Wait! You could die. At least tell me your name.
Bruce Wayne: It's not who I am underneath, but what I *do* that defines me.
Rachel Dawes: [realizing] Bruce?

Zeus: Why are you doing this?
Hades: You want me to say it, brother? You want me to say I'm afraid? Doesn't that go without saying? When mortals die, their souls go somewhere - there's no place where gods go when they die! There's nothing, just oblivion...

David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

Princess Tiana: [after noticing a frog on the balcony] I suppose you want a kiss.
Prince Naveen: Kissing would be nice, yes?

It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest.


I am Jack's raging bile duct.


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