She hasn't answered your calls, she didn't respond to any of your letters, she didn't respond to the candygram. God only knows what happened to the kitten you got for her. 'Cause she didn't keep it, and I know you're not raising the goddamn thing. I think it's very obvious at this juncture that she just flat out does not wanna see you anymore.

Jeremy Grey

I'm dead Pete. Dead people don't like company.

Johnny Quid

Can we make out now?

Paulie Bleeker

Hannibal Lecter: Now tell me inspector: you lost family in the war?
Inspector Popil: Yes.
Hannibal Lecter: Did you catch who did it?
Inspector Popil: No.
Hannibal Lecter: Then we are both suspects. I could say you were fishing with me if you like.

Gusteau: You know what I say. Anyone can cook.
Remy: Yeah, anyone can cook. That doesn't mean anyone should.

Fuck the po-lice!

Saul

Harry Potter: We need somewhere, where we can practise spells.
Ginny Weasley: The shrieking shack?
Harry Potter: No that's too small.
Ginny Weasley: Harry, what happens if we do get caught?
Hermione Granger: Who cares? It's kind of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules...
Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done to Hermione Granger?
Hermione Granger: Anyways, at least one good thing happened today.
Harry Potter: Oh yeah, and what's that?
Hermione Granger: Cho couldn't keep her eyes off you could she?

[about his claws]
Rogue: When they come out... does it hurt?
Wolverine: Every time.

Django: You better listen to your boss, white boy.
Billy Crash: Oh, I'ma go walkin' in the moonlight with you.
Django: You wanna hold my hand?

Galahad: Did you see the film Trading Places?
Eggsy: No
Galahad: How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
Eggsy: Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
Galahad: You’re all full of surprises.

[to the dead Graboid, which he shot several thousand times] Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya!

Burt Gummer

Napoleon Dynamite: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
Pedro: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT.
Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her?
Napoleon Dynamite: No. Not unless she likes fish.

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