I am Jack's raging bile duct.

Narrator

This hotel reminds me of a place you'd want to go to get a good ol' fashioned raping or a down-home murder!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Coraline Jones: How can you walk away from something and then come towards it?
Cat: Walk around the world.
Coraline Jones: Small world

We are duly appointed Federal Marshals.
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Teddy Daniels

[to Martha] You know I want to give you everything you want. But I can't. It's broken.

Young Noah

You crapped on my heart.

Foster

Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike?
Local Officer Rando: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny: They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit: You're not?

Tracy Turnblad: Oh, Link, I wish I had dark skin.
Link Larkin: Tracy, our souls are black, though our skin is white.

Gimli: Whatever luck you live by... let's hope it lasts the night.
Legolas: You're friends are with you, Aragorn.
Gimli: Let's hope they last the night...

Bunny Lebowski: I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Brandt: Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.
Bunny Lebowski: Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Brandt: Ah haha. That's marvelous.
The Dude: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

Michel: Jackass.
Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me a jackass one more time.
Michel: Jackass.
Hancock: [grabs Michel and launches him into the sky; turns to chubby kid] You got a problem Thickness?
[chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]
Hancock: How about you Goggles?

So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin' [shouts] You tell 'em I'M COMING ... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... Hell's coming with me!

Wyatt Earp

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