Eowyn: I will kill you if you touch him!
Witch King: Do not come between the Nazgul and his prey.
Agent Smith: I want everything.
Morpheus: Would that include a bullet from this gun?
I can't really remember when I last had any hope, and I certainly can't remember when anyone else did either. Because really, since women stopped being able to have babies, what's left to hope for?Theodore Faron
Legolas: Look at them. They're frightened. You can see it in their eyes.
[All the men turn to look at him]
Legolas: [in Elvish] And they should be. Three hundred... against ten thousand!
Aragorn: [also in Elvish] They have a better chance defending themselves here than at Edoras...
Legolas: They cannot win this fight. They are all going to die!
Aragorn: Then I shall die as one of them!
Sick Boy: [Sean Connery accent] Do you shee the beasht? Have you got it in your shights?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: [aiming the pellet gun at a dog] Clear enough, Missh Moneypenny! This should preshent no shignificant problemsh!
[shoots the dog which starts attacking its owner]
Sick Boy: For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a fuckin' EVIL shot!
Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking.Don Corleone
I'm stronger than both of you!Andrew Detmer
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave.Doc Holliday
Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Seth: [shrugs] It's a nice lookin' dick.
[to Andy] There you are Emily. How many times do I have to scream your name?Miranda Priestly
Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece!
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
Milton Waddams: [mumbling] But... the ration of people to cake is...
[cake is passed, everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] Set the building on fire.
This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.Spalding Smails