Shrek: What're the flowers for?
Princess Fiona: Getting rid of Donkey.
I hope you're not a member of the fire brigade.Alfred Pennyworth
Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.
Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect.Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me.Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
I'll leave it on the steps... Steps.Rocky Balboa
If you want information from Lula, you goin' have to bring her a snack.Lula
[about Regina] I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.Cady
[As Annie's teeth is blackened by what she is eating, looking like she is missing teeth]
Annie: I don't need dental work.
Lillian: You are right.
Annie: There is nothing wrong with my teeth.
Lillian: You are so beautiful. Will you marry me?
I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.Ty Webb
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.Seth
Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.Darth Sidious