If you do anything to make my little sister cry or hurt her or do anything to her, I'm gonna come at you with razor blades and lemon juice.

Big Jack

He likes food, and dreams, and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green tomatoes.


Elvira: So do you want to dance, Frank, or do you want to sit there and have a heart attack?
Frank Lopez: Me, dance? Hey, I think I wanna have a heart attack.

Gloria Cleary: I've been thinking about what you said and I think the problem is that I'm not being adventurous enough for you.
Jeremy Grey: Gloria, I think that's the complete opposite of what I was saying.

Makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra.

Terry Hoitz

Yoda: I hear a new apprentice you have, Emperor... or should I say "Darth Sidious"?
Darth Sidious: Master Yoda... you survived.
Yoda: Surprised?
Darth Sidious: Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side.

There's nothing I love better than a dumb blonde with Daddy's plastic.

Boutique Saleswoman

Hats for bats, keep bats warm.

Pedro Cerrano

Jibber jabber jibber jabbering, mumbo jumbo, denial, key-key-key key-key-key!

Dr. Buddy Rydell

To love another person is to see the face of God.

Jean Valjean

Dominic: What do you think's going to happen?
Finch: What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people *with* guns.

This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing.


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