Gollum: It's the only way. Go in, or go back.
Frodo: I cannot go back.

If you ever wanna eat a Sauerkraut sandwich again, take your Wiener Schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I wanna know.

Aldo Raine

Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.

Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?

Llewelyn Moss: Well how would you describe him?
Carson Wells: Well I guess I'd say he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.
Llewelyn Moss: Sugar?
Carson Wells: Chigurh. Anton Chigurh.

[to his pregnant wife] Is this a boy or an abortion?

General Aladeen

This is what defeat looks like, bro. Your jihad is over.


Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

They had no honor in life. They have none now in death.


I hope you're not a member of the fire brigade.

Alfred Pennyworth

Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.

Derek Zoolander

Fried chicken just tend to make you feel better about life.

Minny Jackson

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