They let me go early! I won 'Most cooperative inmate' four months running.

Ned

Detective Greenly: What if it was one guy with six guns?
Paul Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?

Listen, Lassie, and listen good. I'm not saying he's not gonna get married. I'm not saying he's not gonna have kids. If it does happen, his wife is gonna come home, and find him with his Tiajuana lover clubbing each other with Yanni's greatest hits.

Gary

Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.

Darth Sidious

Man: [about Chigurh] Just how dangerous is he?
Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?

Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?

Teddy KGB

Gloria Cleary: I've been thinking about what you said and I think the problem is that I'm not being adventurous enough for you.
Jeremy Grey: Gloria, I think that's the complete opposite of what I was saying.

Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.

Flint Lockwood

Harry: What about birth control?
Erica Barry: Menopause.
Harry: [pauses] Who's the lucky boy?

That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I have ever heard.

Ashley

Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch!
Jim: Michelle! Michelle.

You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.

Mr. Jones

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