You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.Mr. Jones
Ted: Hey, thanks for 9/11.
Indian woman: I'm Indian.
Ted: Yeah, whatever.
James Bond: I already have a dinner jacket.
Vesper Lynd: There are dinner jackets and then there are dinner jackets; this is the latter. And I need you to look like a man who belongs at that table.
James Bond: How... it's tailored!
Vesper Lynd: I sized you up the moment we met.
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.Stanley Goodspeed
[to Deborah] Lately, your low self-esteem is just good common sense.Evelyn Norwich
Mini Me? Mini Me? For God's sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.Dr. Evil
You may run like Hayes. but you hit like shit.Lou Brown
[about Regina] I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.Cady
Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.Raoul Duke
Brace yourself; it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.Jack O'Donnell
Groundskeeper Sandy: Carl. Damn your eyes. I told you, today is the day we change the holes. Now, do it, and no more slacking off.
Carl Spackler: I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.
Crash Davis: You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club.