You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.

Mr. Jones

Ted: Hey, thanks for 9/11.
Indian woman: I'm Indian.
Ted: Yeah, whatever.

James Bond: I already have a dinner jacket.
Vesper Lynd: There are dinner jackets and then there are dinner jackets; this is the latter. And I need you to look like a man who belongs at that table.
James Bond: How... it's tailored!
Vesper Lynd: I sized you up the moment we met.

I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.

Stanley Goodspeed

[to Deborah] Lately, your low self-esteem is just good common sense.

Evelyn Norwich

Mini Me? Mini Me? For God's sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.

Dr. Evil

You may run like Hayes. but you hit like shit.

Lou Brown

[about Regina] I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

Cady

Bazooko's Circus is what the whole hep world would be doing Saturday nights if the Nazis had won the war. This was the Sixth Reich.

Raoul Duke

Brace yourself; it's like talking to those two old fucks from The Muppets.

Jack O'Donnell

Groundskeeper Sandy: Carl. Damn your eyes. I told you, today is the day we change the holes. Now, do it, and no more slacking off.
Carl Spackler: I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.

Crash Davis: You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club.

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