Give me a minute, I'm good. Give my team an hour, we're unbeatable.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith

Capt. Billy Tyne (voiceover): The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line; throw off your stern. You head out to South channel, past Rocky Neck, Ten Pound Island. Past Niles Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow your air-horn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island. Then the birds show up: black backs, herring gulls, big dumb ducks. The sun hits ya - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now. The guys are busy; you're in charge. Ya know what? You're a goddamn swordboat captain. Is there any thing better in the world?

Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.


Just relax and let your mind go blank. That shouldn't be too hard for you.

Dr. Grace Augustine

Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.

Officer Michaels

Frank Abagnale Sr.: You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?
Frank Abagnale, Jr.: 'Cause they have Mickey Mantle?
Frank Abagnale Sr.: No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes.

Kevin: What about you? You don't have any needs?
Jane: No. I'm Jesus.

Ivan Vanko: If you could make God bleed, people will cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come.
[looks at Stark]
Ivan Vanko: All I have to do is sit here and watch, as the world will consume you...

[narrating] He insist we not fly, in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9/11.


Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.

Obi-Wan: Obi-Wan Kenobi? Obi-Wan... Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... A long time.
Luke: I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead.
Obi-Wan: Oh, he's not dead... Not yet.
Luke: You know him?
Obi-Wan: Of course I know him: He's me.

Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No I didn't quite catch that Lou.
[Lou hits him again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits him a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Okay, I got it. Shit I lost it.
[Lou continues to pummel Tyler]

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