I ain't never had no white person in my house before.

Aibileen Clark

We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us.

BR

Jibber jabber jibber jabbering, mumbo jumbo, denial, key-key-key key-key-key!

Dr. Buddy Rydell

How do you have patience for people who claim they love America, but clearly can't stand Americans?

Sydney Ellen Wade

Sam: It must be getting near tea-time, leastways in decent places where there *is* still tea-time.
Gollum: We're not *in* decent places.

Delia Surridge: [V gives her a rose] Am I going to die?
V: You're already dead. [shows her hypodermic needle] I killed you 10 minutes ago.
Delia Surridge: Is there any pain?
V: No.
Delia Surridge: Thank you.

Pop Fisher: You know my mama wanted me to be a farmer.
Roy Hobbs: My dad wanted me to be a baseball player.
Pop Fisher: Well you're better than any player I ever had. And you're the best God damn hitter I ever saw. Suit up.

Shrek: What're the flowers for?
Princess Fiona: Getting rid of Donkey.

Yoda: I hear a new apprentice you have, Emperor... or should I say "Darth Sidious"?
Darth Sidious: Master Yoda... you survived.
Yoda: Surprised?
Darth Sidious: Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side.

This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?

Aldous Snow

Man: [about Chigurh] Just how dangerous is he?
Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?

They let me go early! I won 'Most cooperative inmate' four months running.

Ned

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