Get some rest, Pam. You look tired.

Jason Bourne

You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it.

Mr. Gordon

I caught you a delicious bass.

Napoleon Dynamite

Neo: It's been an honor, sir.
Morpheus: No. The honor is still mine.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Judge Smails

Now that's what I call high quality H2O.

Bobby Boucher

Ron: Wingardium leviosa!
Hermione: Stop, stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-OOO-sa, not Levio-SA

I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.

Stu

The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
The Dude: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash

Mr. Burgundy. You have a massive erection.

Veronica Corningstone

Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!

Spartan King Leonidas

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