Vagina shark!

Steve Stifler

I caught you a delicious bass.

Napoleon Dynamite

I opened up to you, and you judged me.


Get some rest, Pam. You look tired.

Jason Bourne

Jules: You know the shows on TV?
Vincent: I don't watch TV.
Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

Napoleon Dynamite

I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.


Ron: Wingardium leviosa!
Hermione: Stop, stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's Levi-OOO-sa, not Levio-SA

The Dude: Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
Police Chief: Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
The Dude: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.


Mr. Burgundy. You have a massive erection.

Veronica Corningstone

[narrating] I had not come to Hollywood to fight with a man dressed as Hitler.


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