Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!Tyler Durden
Neytiri: You are like a baby! Clumsy! Loud!
Jake Sully: Then teach me!
Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a sword fish almost went through my head"? If so, the
No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?Jimmie
You see this? THIS... is my BOOM STICK!Ash
Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.John McClane
I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!Regina
Captain Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny! I can name fingers and point names.
Blackbeard: No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep. You, their Shepherd.
Tom Smykowski: It's a "Jump to Conclusions" mat! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!
Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!Han Solo
Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.Lt. James Gordon
[subtitled] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only!Borat