You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.Seth
Ariadne: Why is it so important to dream?
Cobb: Because, in my dreams we are together.
I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.Michael Bolton
Jamie: Your're acting like a crazy person, what's going on?
Landon: Right now, you're straddling the state line.
Landon: You're in two places at once.
If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.Mark Zuckerberg
You take the shore party, I'll stay with my ship.Jack Sparrow
Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.Chazz
Peace, they say, is the enemy of memory. So it had been for my boys. For some time now, their past had felt like a dream. Then, suddenly, it was back.Noah 'Il Duce' MacManus
Pat: What the fuck? I'm married!
Tiffany: So am I!
Pat: What the fuck are you doing, your husband's dead!
Tiffany: Where's your wife?
Pat: You're crazy!
Tiffany: I'm not the one who just got out of that hospital in Baltimore.
Pat: And I'm not the big slut!... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry.
Tiffany: I was a big slut, but I'm not any more. There's always going to be a part of me that's sloppy and dirty, but I like that. With all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same about yourself fucker? Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?
98% of people will die sometime in their lives.Ricky Bobby
Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
No it's cool man, bring your green hat!Frank