If you can love your enemy, you already have victory.

Preacher Green

[about to charge the enemy alone] For Frodo.


What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.

Tony Montana

Saul: It's like, if you took that Blue Oyster shit I gave you last week, and then that crazy African Kush I had that one time.. and they had a baby. And then meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light shit I had, and that Red shit I had, made a baby. And by some crazy miracle, those two babies got together, and fucked... this would be it!
Dale Denton: [smells the marijuana] Oh. Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

She hasn't answered your calls, she didn't respond to any of your letters, she didn't respond to the candygram. God only knows what happened to the kitten you got for her. 'Cause she didn't keep it, and I know you're not raising the goddamn thing. I think it's very obvious at this juncture that she just flat out does not wanna see you anymore.

Jeremy Grey

Galahad: Did you see the film Trading Places?
Eggsy: No
Galahad: How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
Eggsy: Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
Galahad: You’re all full of surprises.

[after stabbing Captain Vidal] Motherfucker...don't you dare touch the girl. You won't be the first pig I've gutted!


David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: Your dick tastes like shit.

I knew Harvey Dent. I was his friend. And it will be a very long time before someone inspires us the way he did. I believed in Harvey Dent.

Jim Gordon

Princess Tiana: [after noticing a frog on the balcony] I suppose you want a kiss.
Prince Naveen: Kissing would be nice, yes?

Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it?


General Aladeen: Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?
Pregnant Woman: Oh no we want it!

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