Favorite Quotes
There's a brotherhood between us. And if you're not willing to give up everything, you've already lost.
Navy Seal #2
Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly... is you.
Hitch
Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high?
Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!
Borat
[whispering] Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception.
Tyler Durden
[his answering machine message] It's Phil, leave a message. Actually, you know what, don't text me. It's gay.
Phil Wenneck
I will plague them all, even to roaring!
Prospera
[subtitled] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only!
Borat
Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... To get lost... To forget where you came in.
Hattori Hanzo
I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive.
Happy Gilmore
What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here?
Ty Webb
Niiice!
Borat
