Alfred Pennyworth: Why bats, sir?
Bruce Wayne: Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread.

It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.

Doc Holliday

You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.

Wheeler

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

Dale Doback

I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!

Elizabeth Swann

You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday?

Beanie

Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
Nick: "I was drag racing."
Detective: "In a Prius?"
Nick: "I don't win a lot."

[to Shooter] Did that go in? I wasn't watching, did it go in? I didn't see it, could you tell me if it went in?

Happy Gilmore

It's easy to get in - it's hard to get out.

Gordon Gekko

[farts] Hey, did somebody step on a duck?

Al Czervik

Father O'Neil: And now for our second reading I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria up to the lectern.
John Beckwith: 20 bucks First Corinthians.
Jeremy Grey: Double or nothing Colossians 3:12.
Gloria Cleary: And now a reading from Paul's first letter to the Corinthians.

Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...

Ash

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